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omg
Jul 24, 2014 / 2,308 notes

omg

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Jul 24, 2014 / 219,467 notes

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via bucky-support-group)

Jul 24, 2014 / 30,351 notes

cyberlocc:

never come for grandma

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z-eniith:

this happened
Jul 24, 2014 / 42,910 notes

z-eniith:

this happened

(via ace-ingit)

Jul 24, 2014 / 51,705 notes

mynamekyle:

Kidz Bop Beyoncé lyrics: I sneezed on the beat and got a God blessing / Yoncé on his mouth like ranch dressing

(via pizza)

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon
Jul 24, 2014 / 93,067 notes

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(via laughbitches)

weedliketogethigh:

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her


They are
Jul 24, 2014 / 19,039 notes

weedliketogethigh:

onlinepunk:

They look like child zombies ready to eat her

They are

(via laughbitches)

davemothrfuknstrider:

I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door
Jul 24, 2014 / 174,020 notes

davemothrfuknstrider:

I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door

(via laughbitches)

Jul 24, 2014 / 481,069 notes

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(via ace-ingit)

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 
Jul 24, 2014 / 98,392 notes

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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